Poetry: Miss Muffet and Spider

That huge Miss Muffet

Sat on my little home

She ate her slimy food

I sat down beside her

To ask her to leave

she screamed and ran away.

Well, that worked!

 

I sat down

To eat some curds and whey

I hated it

Still ate it

If I didn’t I would pay

A spider sat down

I screamed of fear

And ran away

Without the curds and whey.